We all know that Jennifer Lopez is Jenny from the Block in the Bronx. But did you know that she’s never actually performed in the Bronx before? I mean, not since being in kid talent shows and dancing in her living room for the relatives. Yeah, I didn’t know either. But in my defense, I’m mostly infatuated with her curvaceous bottom and spent little time stopping to do the life and background research. There’s only so much time in the day.
Jennifer returned finally to her hometown for a free show at Orchard Beach last night where she pulled all her hot bodied dancer and sort of singer tricks out of her bag. Including lots of her standard hits and a whole lots of legs, booty, and body on display. Hey, if you’re going to announce your homecoming, why not doing it by showing everybody what they’ve really been missing the last twenty years without you. Same reason I wore my authentic Stormtrooper costume to my high school reunion. Enjoy.