Jay-Z’s New Squeeze Casey Cohen in a Blue Bikini

Well, granted, that is only speculation. I know how Jay-Z must feel, the same as I do when I see my name swirling around the rumor mill with the likes of Jessica Alba and Kate Beckinsale. I’m not even married and I can tell you it stings. But, where there’s smoke there’s usually hot girls in bikinis looking not like the other woman to some big time married celebrity. Case in point, Casey Cohen, the NYU art student slash nightclub hostess at the center of the Jay-Z infidelity rumors.

In the very least, we owe it to ourselves to investigate to see if this even makes sense. And if we can investigate while Casey preens about in a bikini, well, that’s an even bigger obligation we must meet. I’m going to start by investigating her bikini booty, but feel free to begin your own review where you see fit. We’ll meet in the middle and take a vote. Enjoy.

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