Jaime King Nipple Pokes In A Pink Swimsuit In Maui

Actress Jaime King was a bit nippy in a one-piece pink swimsuit while on vacation in Maui. Jaime must have been pretty chilly as she was sporting some serious nipple wood. It looks like she has two jumbo-sized novelty pencil erasers stuffed in her bathing suit top. Jaime’s knockers are the very definition of pert, which is pretty amazing given that she just had a kid. A lot of new moms are losing their battle with gravity, if you get what I’m saying. Not Jaime. Her girls are as perky as a 20-year-old sorority girl. What nobody tells you when you go swimming in the Pacific ocean for the first time is how friggin’ cold it is. This leads to all kinds of pokey nipple situations for both sexes and potential shrinkage embarrassment for men.

I’m used to the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic where a man can swim without fear of looking like a eunuch through his swim trunks.

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