Humpday Huzzah! Emma K Strips Topless Out of Her Prom Dress


Okay, so maybe that prom interpretation is just in my head. I am jilted to this day from experiencing not one, but two separate equally failed prom nights during my high school experience. It codified in my mind that I would never ever again don a tux unless intimate activity with a woman was at least a strong possibility. It’s simply not worth trying to figure out how to tie a bow tie for any other reason. No offense to people who like bow ties.

Still, seeing the deliciously delightful and body hot Emma K stripping out of her fancy dress leaves me reminiscing for what might have been, you know, if I’d been smart enough to take Emma K to my prom instead of stupid what’s-her-face. Emma has the dual talent of stripping with a smile and having the treasure chest of plenty once undressed. I couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate the midpoint of our week than with the blessedly hot peaks of Emma K. It’s never to late to redo your prom night. Huzzah!