I’ll say this for Sports Illustrated, much like Victoria’s Secret they’ve built out and expanded a list of bathing suit hotties worldwide that we might not otherwise ever come to know. Hannah Davis for instance, who we first met in the SI Swimsuit Edition. Now, modeling up a sextastic storm as in this see-through pictorial for Zink magazine. See-through is the new not see-through and I definitely like where this trend is headed. Yes, you’re wearing clothes, and, yes, we can see your faptastic funbags. It’s the perfect blend of not getting arrested in public while still giving the gentleman ogler a nice libido palate cleanser.
Hannah Davis, I have my eyes on you. I can’t really help it. It’s just one of my natural reflexes. Please, don’t ever wear a bra ever again. This is my wish for world peace. Enjoy.