Ex On The Beach star Chloe Goodman displayed her spectacular ta-tas in a grey bikini at the Encore Resort in Las Vegas. She and an unidentified friend spent the day splashy splashing each other in the pool. Both she and her buddy have got some pretty out of this world sweater melons. I don’t know where this Sussex place is in England but if they produce ladies with jugs like Chloe then I’m going. The two gals held hands and hugged on each other in the pool. These are all good things. I mightily approve. Mightily. Her show Ex on the Beach sounds like everyone’s worst nightmare. The premise is that hot young people are brought to an island to find love only to discover that one of their exes is there.
While I’m sure it makes for wonderful TV, the thought of spending any time anywhere with an ex fills me with an existential dread.