Boobtacular legend Carmen Electra was in full titacular force at the Elevate Concert series in LA. She performed in an outfit that is so scandalous it almost makes me feel faint. It’s like a zippered bustier rubber thing with fishnet stockings. Whatever it’s called the costume showed off those amazing ta-tas. There was cleavage to end all cleavage. Like, you look at how much lovely skin is exposed and it sort of ruins you for all other cleavage experiences. I’ve been a fan of ogling Carmen’s funbags since I was a young man and she was on Baywatch. You also get to look at her long lovely legs in a pair of skin-tight fishnets. I’m not really sure who invented fishnets and for what practical purpose, but they were a friggin’ genius.
I didn’t know Carmen Electra could sing. I wonder if she’s any good? I’d gladly listen to her sing the alphabet song as long as she’s dressed like this.