Most of us don’t do anything particularly fancy with our wheels in Grand Theft Auto. Sure, we’ll buy the most spangly vehicle our ill-gotten gains can buy. And sure, we’ll decorate it as ostentatiously as those mad bastards on Pimp My Ride do. But do we really harness the inner badassery of our cars?
Nope. We just cruise about recklessly on the streets of Los Santos, and give the occasional pedestrian a good cranium-crushing. If we do manage any fancy stunts, it’s a half-assed, survived-by-the-seat-of-our-pants attempt at one of those stunt jumps hidden around the city. But fear not, gents. Grand Theft Auto’s resident Evel Knievel is here to strut his stuff.
Here we see Jay Michaud making gravity and the laws of physics his bitches, like the fearless renegade badass he is. It gives Titanfall’s parkour shenanigans a run for their money. A wallrun, naturally.
This is some impressive stuff, right here. Pushbikes scale buildings faster than freaking Spider-Man, dudes in shit sunglasses ragdoll their way down cliff faces, and motorbikes traverse some really freaking tiny staircases. Bravo, sir.