Well, she looked quite nice at the Awards show itself, but catching Ariana Grande practicing for the Much Music Awards those silly Canadian craptastic music honorifics, well, it was quite a thing. I could get excited watching Ariana fix my cable, oh, that that could happen in real life, but seeing her prepping her dance moves and slow jams and other pop music silliness, well, she really is a hot little number
Ariana, it’s time to completely separate yourself from the dark side of teen TV and move up to the adult leagues of the sextastic. You have so much potential just being wasted at the moment. God, I sound like your agent. I could be your agent! Let’s meet in my office and discuss your future, clothing optional. Enjoy.