Models and soccer fans Anais Zanotti and Tahiti Cora showed their World Cup enthusiasm by wearing soccer jerseys to the beach. Luckily, for those of us that couldn’t care less about the World Cup, they also wore tiny bikini bottoms. Their entire booties were pretty much exposed. I don’t know if it was part of their theme to wear the same kind of butt flossing bikini bottoms that Brazilian ladies prefer but I wholeheartedly approve. I know that the World Cup is supposed to be this amazing sporting event that brings the entire planet together in peace and harmony and all that. Except in the U.S. where we really don’t care much. I think what really bonds people are things like looking at Anais and Tahiti’s booties and enjoying them, not as individuals, but as an entire species.
I’m not sure what team they are rooting for with the Emirates jersey, (France, I guess?) but I hope they win. Because if the they rip their jerseys off in victory like the U.S. women’s soccer team does when they win, I would like to share in that triumph.