Since the release of GTA V, PC players have been crying sad, sad tears of sadness and fury onto their keyboards. Where’s our effing PC edition, you buggers? That was the rallying cry. But no more.
Last week’s E3 extravaganza brought a double-whammy of news from Sony’s press conference. The game is coming to PS4, all remastered and shiny-new and such, and to PC and Xbox One a little later.
Naturally, it’ll all be buffed to a next-gen sheen, making for a definitive version (PR speak for buy-this-mofo-a-second-time-damn-you) of one of last year’s biggest console releases. But what kind of a overhaul can we expect? Will it be like having a sweet, sweet eyeball massage from a tiny fairy with magical healing fingers? You bet your balls it will.
Behold this trailer for the PS4 port. It shows the new and the old side by side, and there can only be one winner. We can safely say that Michael’s crotch-thrusting yoga poses have never looked more... crotch-thrusty and yoga-ish. Just what else will be ‘enhanced’ about the game remains to be seen, but we’ll be keeping a close watch.