Nylon magazine has a music issue apparently and the music issue had a party and invited all the big names in music like. well, like Victoria Justice. While I’d likely be arrested for actually attending any of her teen bopper concerts in person, that doesn’t mean my strong feelings for the often conservatively wardrobed brunette starlet have waned one bit in these past few years.
Victoria remains one of the hottest nuts in Hollywood left to crack, perhaps given a hint as to wear to squeeze when baring her midriff and showing off a bit of a teasy side in a schoolgirl skirt at the Nylon party. We may never ever get to see Victoria Justice in her birthday suit, and that thought alone makes me require medication online from Canada, but just think of the sensational moment should that unexpected bliss ever actually occur. There’s something to be said for blind hope. It constitutes about 70% of my own body mass at any given time. Victoria, please, we need this. Enjoy.