I’m kind of at a loss for words at this point. And I’m a man who suffers from some rather serious verbal diarrhea. But staring, leering, and ogling the fine time bumside of fitness model Michelle Lewin in her blue thong bikini not at all covering up her world-class thumper, man, oh, man, this is catatonic gawking time.
We’ve seen Michelle’s ridiculously hot and toned and muscular bikini body before, but I’m not quite sure we’ve ever seen her A-plus internationally rated booty ever looking this so absolutely perfect. Naturally, butt perfection is in the eye of the beholder, but if any of you out there aren’t seeing what I’m seeing in the perfectly round lady humps on Michelle, well, I’m not sure we can hang out after school anymore. Damn, Michelle, just super damn. Enjoy.