Mariah Carey Doesn’t Need a Reason to Show Off Her Big Old Mama Bears

Okay, so maybe there was a reason this time. A red carpet strut for the Fresh Air Fund in New York City. Who doesn’t support fresh air? Or Mariah Carey and her big ole knockers supporting fresh air? The 40-something diva has been making a new-new-new name for herself again bringing her massive mama mamms around toe important and well-photographed social gatherings. I suppose it’s a couple Egotastic! levels up from those celebrities who just roll up in their Ferraris and expect to be noticed. I can look at Ferraris any time I like (at least pictures of, my crowd usually has old model domestic sedans). I’ll take Mariah’s twin turbo funbags any day as far as ‘look at me’ entrances go.

Mariah, you’re not getting older, you’re just getting more central to so many of my adult nursing relationship dreams. Cute dress. Enjoy.

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