Mallory Edens Bikini, Jennette McCurdy Busty Bikini, Michalka Sisters Double Bikinis Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

First, a shoutout to Cousin Jonathan who though he left the good ship Egotastic! to become a dramatically underemployed exotic dancer, still has dreams of marrying wealthy, to a girl such as Milwaukee Bucks owners daughter Mallory Edens. Mallory shocked the NBA anything watching world by being a super hot eighteen year old girl at the NBA Draft Lottery selection show. Yes, it’s a show, and, yes, Mallory is now famous.  So, she leads our Sextastic Twitpic Roundup in her teen bikini stylings with a buddy today.

Joining Mallory in the Roundup is Jennette McCurdy barely contained in her own bikini, Aly Michalka and A.J. Michalka sisterly two piece sunbathing, Anastasia Ashley and her wicked fine bikini bottom, Coco flashing a drumstick and a booty cheek that you have to see to believe, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner showing off sideboob and cleavage at the Billboard Awards, Selena Gomez bikini cleavy selfie, Avril Lavigne showing off in her golden bikini, and much much more. You owe it to those very same downtrodden Milwaukee Bucks to check out each and every one of these sextastic self-published celebrity candids. You dig it or your money back. Enjoy.

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