I’m not really sure what the Cosmo Body Issue is, but I’m ready to embrace it one-hundred percent. More precisely, I’m ready to embrace Kelly Brook embracing her boobtastic bodacious self within the pages of the magazine modeling what appears to be one of her signature line of bikinis for the healthy bosomed woman. And Kelly Brook is nothing is not healthy bosomed.
I’ve longed to nibble on Kelly’s ear lobes since as long as, well, as long as I’ve been using ear lobes as a euphemism for other more fun body parts on a lady. It’s a combination of that killer smile and those wicked funbags, with an emphasis on the latter, that always keeps me yearning for Kelly. Enjoy.