Okay, let’s get some grantings out of the way. Like, granted, these bikini shots of Jessica Alba in Entertainment Weekly might just be touched up a bit on the software end. But let’s also grant that Jessica Alba is one of the single best looking women in the world and just kills it in a bikini. I have no doubt the unaltered photos would give me a stiffee that lasts through Christmas ’18. Okay, that was an overshare, but you get my point.
Jessica Alba is claiming in interviews now she never wanted or expected or even felt comfortable being a sex symbol coming up. Alas and alack, my dear, Jessica, it really wasn’t your choice. You simply can’t be this good looking and show off much of your crazy hot body without some reaction from the less fairer sex. Now, let’s see those untouched photos if we could, pretty please. Enjoy.