I don’t know, maybe it’s time for BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee to stop shopping at the Bikinis That Fall Off store and maybe hit up the PacSun or Macy’s or something. Then again, if Jennifer ever were to start wearing bikinis that didn’t fall off every time she got in and out of the water in Miami, I know I’d miss the views of her barely-clad, hard worked out mommy body. So, all things considered, I hope she continues to wear the swimsuits with the shoddy tie-strings.
Jennifer Nicole Lee has mastered two arts: fitness and giving happy feelings to boys and men who happen to be sharing her same swimming pool or beach front for the afternoon. I’m going to go ahead and dub her one of my favorite artists, though I’ll still say Chagall when girls at cocktail parties ask me. I do try to pretend to be interesting. Enjoy.