Jennifer Lopez was on fire in a sultry red dress in LA yesterday. Jenny was on her way to her day job as host of American Idol. In the history of hotness it’s hard to argue that J-Lo has some of the most spectacular curves ever. Her hips were genetically engineered for maximum hotness. You can just tell by the way she shakes them when she’s dancing that she knows how to use them in other ways too. Jenny’s booty is, of course, legendary. They are like two perfect caramel colored mounds of perfection. Curves like that come from a diet high in arroz y frijoles and working out quite a bit. The working out is key because if you just do the Latin food part of the diet you end up looking like my aunts and no one wants that.
Jen has been looking really good lately. Maybe she’s done something to her hair or maybe she’s just wearing tighter clothes again. Whatever it is, I approve.