Thanks to approximately 174,345 of you for letting me know of the Irina Shayk topless photos that leaked out, kind of blurry nippled and all, but definitely there, from her recent swimsuit shoot with Sports Illustrated.
Yes, I happen to lust Irina Shayk like a dog desires his favorite bone. While ongoing bartering prevents me from posting them herein, I’m happy for us to live in a polyamorous open Hollywood style relationship where you can see others. Or Irina Shayk topless on DrunkenStepfather. Some things in life are simply meant to be seen. Enjoy.