As we know, celebrity ladies can’t extricate themselves from taxis without showing their cooch to a thousand paparazzi. The price they pay for that spangly lifestyle? Zoom lenses constantly trained on their unmentionables.
So what can us mere mortals do to emulate the fametastic women of the world? Broadcast our undercrackers in a different, low-budget way, that’s what. As the old saying goes, give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Give a man a console with a fancy-ass new gameplay-broadcasting function, and he’ll use it to record himself doing the dirty. Surely Sony saw this one coming (pun intended).
Yep, this is an actual thing that’s happening. If you’ve tried out the PS4‘s PlayRoom, you’ll know it’s pretty damn tame. A troupe of AR robots dance about in your living room, following your movements and such. It’s a zero on the hornometer, all in all. Which may be why all kinds of impromptu topless ‘game shows’ and porntacular displays have been created in the program (as Kotaku reported last month).
Lately, though, it seems most people have gotten Sony’s ‘Hey, you! Put your dick away!’ memo (No, not in there!). Crazy PS4 players are now content to preach, smoke weed and spout paranoid BS about germs on camera.