The British girls from the craptastic TOWIE reality show just keep on giving when they head abroad on bikini vacations. In this case, Ferne McCann, who brought her Essex figure and curves to the Encore Beach Club in Vegas for some kind of pimping opening and hot body exhibition.
I personally don't know many girls named Ferne. But if they continue to look like this in a bikini, I'll even forgive them the silent 'e' at the end of their names that will cause me to often make misspellings in my stalker letters. Oh, how I try to be precise in those crayon drawn correspondences. Ferne, please let me know the next time you'll be in Vegas. I'm still sitting on a hotel room upgrade at Circus Circus that includes a free breakfast buffet. Naturally, you'll be too worn down from our sweaty evening of passion to head downstairs, but I'll bring you back some pigs in a blanket as a morning gift. Enjoy.