Child star turned hottie Dakota Fanning was sexy as F in a red pantsuit at the premiere of her latest film Night Moves in New York City. The top of the outfit reveals her shoulder and the top of her chest. But the real story is how the pants make her booty look. Who knew Dakota had such a nice bit of junk in the trunk? It hugs her curves perfectly so that you can see the outline of her delicious derriere. It’s hard to believe that the same little girl who was in that crappy War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise would grow up to be so friggin’ hot. It’s the Olsen Twins effect. You remember them as kids and then they grow up to be bombshells and you feel kinda weird ogling them. I mean, not that weird because you do it anyway.
How did I not know that this kind of hotness was happening in my own backyard here in New York? I would have gladly gone to the premiere if I’d known Dakota was going to be showing off her booty. All I did yesterday was eat Doritos and watch Game of Thrones with my cat.