I don’t follow the news and politics all that closely I must admit, but based on headline scanning I do believe I’m getting a couple steps closer to being able to legally marry the hot thong bikini booty of Italian model Claudia Romani. It will be a simple ceremony. I’ll break the glass, I wouldn’t want her perfect thumper to be injured in any manner. I mean, a slight bit of spanking later in the evening, but mostly just because her bottomside has been very naughty.
Once married, I’ll whisk her sweet cheeks away for a honeymoon in either Hawaii or to my summer residence at the Red Roof Inn down the street here for one to seven nights of semi-conscious coupling. It will be grand. I can already picture a game show host on the Newlywed Game asking her sweet seat what kind of cereal I like best. We will be so happy until the inevitable messy celebrity butt divorce. Oh, Claudia, your killer tush is killing me! Enjoy.