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Charlize Theron Brings the Goodies Back in Bra Shoot for Esquire

I try to divorce the woman from the work as much as I possibly can. It seems only fair as I ask people to judge me on my character, and not just my record of completely misunderstood peeping tom arrests. So, I'm trying my best to ignore the fact that out of a billion eligible men, including myself, the veteran hottie Charlize Theron has decided that Sean Penn is the man to whom she wishes to give her body and soul and, oh, that body. I'm not one of those maniacal egomaniacs who thinks the girl should always be with me. I mean, I do beg, but I understand my realistic ceiling. Still, maybe a guy with a less extensive track record of beating up on the ladies? Charlize, we all care about you, for you, and naturally, want to see you nekkid and healthy.

Featured in the current edition of Esquire magazine, Charlize shows why late 30's is nothing for a genetically blessed hottie in terms of keeping up with the sextastic of the girls a decade younger. The South African thespianic is looking mighty fine in just her bra for this cheeky black and white spread. It's time likes these I remember my vow to humanity to invent a lickable computer monitor that tastes just like what you're viewing. For now, my prurient thoughts remain a generation ahead of available technology. Enjoy.

Tagged in: Photos, Lingerie, Charlize Theron, Esquire magazine

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