Slovakian model and soccer wife Barbora Lovasova was looking sexy as F in a tiny green bikini in Miami. Now, when I say tiny, It’s not hyperbole. The top can barely contain her jugs. They are basically bursting out in every direction. The bottom is even smaller. If it was mere millimeters lower cut you would see the top of the golden hill of her lady bits. She’s in fantastic shape so the cut of her hips looks truly spectacular. Her stomach is also worthy of some kind of award. God bless the Europeans for their love of tiny swimwear. It can backfire, of course, like when you see a big hairy guy that looks like me wearing a Speedo. But it’s a small price to pay for the visual joy that is a fit European girl in a tiny string bikini.
I don’t watch soccer much, you know because I’m an American, but I may start so I can look at Barbora when they pan to the wives. That’s worth 14 hours of people kicking a ball around, right?