The lovely British model, soccer wife, and reality dance show winner Abbey Clancy was spotted taking in the rays in LA in a tiny cream bikini. The top was a mere strip of fabric that covered her nips but allowed the rest of her luscious funbags out for some fresh air. Well, you know, as fresh as the air gets in LA. At one point she undid the back of her top and laid down semi-topless. One does not want tan lines does one? The bottoms also gave us a revealing look at her perfectly shaped booty, or as the Brits would say, her batty. They always have to be a little bit off don’t they? Whatever you call it, Abbey’s backside is spectacular. So is her bare stomach. I guess it’s all toned from the dancing show she was on. All that ballroom dancing stuff is a pretty good workout for something that looks so goofy. Whatever she’s doing to keep it tight is definitely working.
Abbey is married to soccer great Peter Crouch. That’s a big deal over there in England. It’s the equivalent of being married to a football player here in the U.S. Yes, I know soccer is called football over there. They also call potatoes and sausage bangers and mash and that’s plain silly. Who talks English better, y’all?