Reese Witherspoon Jogging Straight Into My Lust-Filled Heart

Reese Witherspoon has to be one of the most dedicated joggers in all of Los Angeles. You really don’t even see many celebrities jogging anymore, not since they invented Pilates and yoga became popular and all the other indoor sweaty camel toe inducing workout regimens. But Reese is an old-fashioned girl who likes to get out the nylon shorts and the hat and hit the pavement to keep herself in fighting condition.

Reese has always held a minxy blonde place in my lower heart for her ability to bring a little sunshine into the happy time fantasies for well over a decade now. Even after giving birth to something like twenty kids and I don’t remember how many marriages, I still melt when Reese jogs past in her sweaty clingy tops and bottoms. I’m a sucker for old school. Enjoy.

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