Lisa Rinna Nipple Pokes Are Basically Unstoppable

Maybe someday science will invent a clothing material strong enough to counter the power punching capabilities of Lisa Rinna nipples. Maybe someday, but not today. I’m not sure what part is nature and what part is science, but through the years, Lisa has had some of the most powerful, yearning to be free headlights in all of Tinsel Town.

Lisa was on a hike with her husband who we omitted from the photos because he’s a dude so we don’t care a hoot about him. Her nips were poking so hard through at least two layers of Spandex that you could almost feel the burn. You can’t stop Lisa’s power pokes, you can only hope to barely hardly not really contain them. She could probably cut through glass with her protruding points. In the least, I’d sure like to see her try. Enjoy.

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