Lauren Stoner Bikinis in Green for The Holiday Named After Stoners

Now that everybody and their mother are legally smoking pot, it’s not nearly as cool as it used to be. In fact, people aren’t even smoking any more, they’re vaporizing in their suits at their corporate jobs. How un-rebel is that? Let’s be honest, making stuffing normal and legal makes it kind of boring. I still love a beer, but it never tasted better than when you had to convince somebody’s older brother or the guy in the alley way to buy it for you. There’s pleasure in the effort.  And speaking of pleasure in the effort, hot bikini bodied Lauren Stoner did whip out her green bikini for the annual April 20th herbalists day of celebration, When you’re name is Stoner, you can’t exactly escape this particular holiday, even in Florida which will probably be the single last state in the nation to make the dank lawful.

I’d invite Lauren Stoner to every beach party I ever hosted. Also, I’d invite nobody else. When she shows up I’ll pretend everybody else is just really late. I’ll also pretend I’m not staring directly at her hot booty and bikini body. I will fail on both fronts, but for five minutes, it’ll be the best party I ever threw. Enjoy

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