Italian hottie Laura Cremaschi is cute and sexy in a pink and blue ruffled bikini in Miami. The showgirl’s bikini accentuates her cannolis under waves of tiny fabric. Laura’s lovely breasticles are the right amount of perky and firm. Italy is seriously considering registering them as national treasures along with the Colosseum and Michelangelo’s statues of naked dudes. But the real news is how her booty looks in these pics. I appreciate a girl who isn’t afraid to show off her assets. Her spicy meatballs are almost completely visible and covered with wet sand. There is something so friggin’ hot about a sandy butt. It makes me think of summer fun and sun and not having to go to school.
Oh, to be that pool noodle. I’d like to get wrapped around those perfect abs and boobi balls. Styrofoam has all the fun.