Model and TV host Heidi Klum was hotter than a steaming bratwurst in a short black leather dress on the red carpet. Heidi was there as one of the hosts of America’s Got Talent. The dress was short, the way a leather outfit should be, showing off her long Teutonic legs. There is really no point in wearing an outfit made of the same material as bondage gear if you aren’t going to show off some skin. Heidi’s talent was almost on display in the dress was so short. It’s hard to believe that Heidi is 40 and has like 57 kids. I don’t watch America’s Got Talent but maybe I’m going to start. As long as Howard Stern doesn’t get any of his wacky ideas and borrows Heidi’s clothes. That would be an American tragedy.
All I know is that Heidi is just as hot as she was fifteen years ago when she first strutted down the runway in her underwear and a pair of angel wings for Victoria’s Secret. I hope that really is what heaven is like.