Good God, Take Me Now! Alessia Tedeschi’s Thumper Will Be My Undoing.

I mean, this Miami beach international booty competition is getting downright ridiculous. I mean ridiculous like the kids say, meaning, it’s awesome. Crazy kids.

Alessia Tedeschi and her Italian beauty pageant winning thumper was on prime display on the beach in a monokini that showed off her entire crazy hot beach body. Her frontside and side sides and topsides are hardly slouches. But that curvy tight and tanned badonkadonk. Wow. I just want to cup her cheeks in my hands and cry like an infant with a soiled diaper. In fact, I might even soil myself just for authenticity sake. I go deep into method. Alessia, please, don’t ever put that dangerous weapon of yours in its holster. Free the booty! Enjoy.

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