Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen is ridiculously sexy in a shoot for Marie Claire Brazil’s April issue. In the cover photo, Gisele is wearing panties, stockings, and a black jacket. You know, like you do. In the spread she sports a bra and a see through shirt. She makes Marie Claire magazine interesting for the first time since they printed that awesome brownie recipe in the spring of ’92. Her black lingerie is even better than that brownie. My dad warned me when I was a young man that you need to be careful with women who wear black underwear. They are wonderfully slutty sexy but can turn on you and set your couch on fire if you aren’t careful. That little tidbit of advice always stuck with me. It makes me wonder if Gisele proves that he was right. At least about the sexy sex part.
What is going on in Brazil that it produces women as hot as Gisele? Is it the water? The air? The waxes? I don’t know but I have to visit while I still have feeling below the waist. The issue hits newsstands in Brazil this week. Luckily, we did the work for you. You’re welcome.