As we all know, when it comes to the gametastic, Conan O’Brien is the man to call. This guy strides the video game world like a steely-balled colossus. He took only ten damn minutes to figure out how to get into his car in GTA V. He got said car out of his guy’s driveway in just four attempts. That strip club bouncer rued the day he dared sass Michael, when Conan returned in an army helicopter and blew his shit right up. After... hitting a telephone pole.
All of that madness was seen in a previous episode of his Clueless Gamer series. The message is clear: you don’t eff with Conan’s gamer-skills. Now he’s back, and once again he’s getting his game on as only he can. And on the freaking huge screen at the AT&T Stadium, at that.
This is how we should all play. Rent a vast arena, clear out the spectators and Dallas Cowboys and anybody else who may be lurking around, and wire your PS4 into the big screen. You can then showcase your immense suckitude at Need for Speed: Rivals (“This is a poorly-designed road! The alignment of the car is off!”) on an equally-immense 160ft display. Elsewhere in the clip, we discuss drugs and boners while playing Flower, and learn that Ken is the manliest name in the world.