Well, I think I just figured out who’s going in my boat when it comes time to pick a woman to repopulate the planet with post-flood. Emma Watson. Just so hot.
Emma looked ridiculously amazing as a woman can while fully dressed on the red carpet of the Noah premiere last night in London. Her white slit dress showing off her legs and figure and making Hermione look all decked out and grown up and ready to climb aboard my ark for our important be fruitful and multiple mission. Even the animals will be made nervous by of our primal procreative screams. I care not. Nor am I ever going to release the dove to check for dried land. I’ll just keep sailing with Emma. Damn she looks so fine. Enjoy.