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Egotastic! Proudly Continues Its Eight Year Long Ban on Celebrity Kid Photos

The collectively upright folks at #nokidspolicy have asked us and other media outlets to sign a pledge to refrain from posting paparazzi photos of celebrity kids. Since we've spent the last eight years specifically ensuring there are no celebrity kids in our photos, not to mention stupid men who ruin perfectly good photos of sexy women, we will happily sign.

Personally, it's always amazed me that the pearl clutchers spend so much time fretting about the sight of boobs online while themselves perusing through magazines cooing over how adorable other people's preschoolers look as captured by men hiding in bushes. To each their own. For our own, we sign the pledge and strongly encourage other media outlets to follow suit.

You will survive without seeing Suri head off to grade school. Really, you'll get through this. Enjoy.

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