Look, somebody’s got to be pimping this pricey glamorous water. Why not a bevy of bikini clad beauties like Constance Nunes flashing all kinds of sextastic appeal on the beach in Malibu. The more she preens, the thirstier I get. Though that desire is hardly for water, that’s a useless substance in the face of tanned hot skin, of which Constance appears to have more than plenty to go around.
I’m not exactly sure why you need dozens and dozens of half-nekkid photoshoots to promote your bottled water. I’m quite sure even the big boys only do a couple of those a year. But if seeing ridiculously hot women like Constance Nunes flaunting their bodies is what it takes to sell a four pack, who am I to argue? Enjoy.