Constance Nunes is rising big times on the charts of girls I would allow to sexually use me over the course of what will come to be known as the best weekend of my life. This 138 Water nonsense is bringing to light a whole bunch of supremely hot bikini models that we might otherwise miss were it not for this completely unjustifiable marketing campaign. Hey, it's not our money. Or mine, which I don't have in the first place. If somebody wants to bring out hottie after super hottie to flash their ridiculously fine and tanned female form in a bikini or less for commercial pimpitude, pimp on, my friends.
Constance, you are something really special. I can only hope the next gig you book requires just a little more indiscretion. What lies beneath that bikini is far more precious than any bottled H20. It's actually the secret to a happy and content life. If only it too could be bottled. Enjoy.