Coco Is Selling Sex Toys

If you’ve got it, flaunt it. And if you’re selling it, flaunt it just a bit harder. That might just be the motto of Coco as she lent nearly all of her boobtastic bounty to efforts to pimp her new line of signature sex products in Las Vegas. I’m not exactly sure why you would buy sex toys from her, but I guess you need to buy them from somebody if you want them, why not a woman who has curvaceous feminine spillage spilling out all over the place.

At some point, I’m going to introduce my own line of sex toys on the market as well. It’ll mostly resemble a can of beer, a TV remote, and a La-Z-boy recliner with a magazine rack attachment and stimulating back massager built in. If that doesn’t get you off, nothing else will. Men are simple. Enjoy.

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