Nice to meet you, Rachel Mortenson.
Talk about making an entrance, the curvy delicious and all-around spectacular bodied former Hooters calendar girl Rachel Mortenson puts on a stunning display of bikini sextastic for Frederick's of Hollywood, who now sells bikinis I do believe. They're selling me right now as we speak. Well, Rachel is helping out quite a bit. I'd certainly buy whatever she asked of me, if she just cooed. Cooing is a vastly underrated skill. Rachel, coo me. Please. Enjoy