Well, hello there lovely little Aussie lass. Miranda Kerr is featured in the latest edition of GQ UK and she’s looking mighty, well, nekkid. Which is about the best or near the best you can hope for with such a sextastic newly single woman.
Now, you know I didn’t gloat when Miranda and Orlando separated as I reluctantly and not so presciently forecast the minute they got married. Not a tough call. But I think I’m going to give Miranda a little room to get comfortable with her single self before I swoop in and show her what that bare sweet booty and see-through tank top is doing to my very soul at this moment. It’s like a tsunami meets a hurricane meets an earthquake of passion, with only myself to be potentially injured. Miranda Kerr is just so super MILFtastic, I want to scream. I am currently actually. Enjoy.