Lily Allen Nipple Poking Her Way Through the Big Apple

I’m not sure what’s happening along the East Coast of the U.S., but apparently it’s causing women’s nipples to become rather rigid this past weekend. Maybe that’s a Noreaster or a Polar Vortex or just what might be called The Egotastic! Effect, but sextastic celebrities headlights were on full beam this weekend, including Lily Allen who I guess didn’t get the memo on brisk temperatures and sheer sweaters without good support. To our benefit most indeed as the British recording artist cruised Manhattan poking proudly like an English pop star ought when in America.

I’m not sure if the Age of Aquarius is truly dawning and we’re going to see less an less discreet wear from the ladies up top, but I surely hope so. It would give me some closure on all these candles I’ve been lighting for years in hopes that governments around the world finally ban bras for good looking women. It’s time for this measure of modernization. Enjoy.

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