Katy Cocktease might give us a pain in the blue regions, but there's really no denying her power stems from looking sextastic and hot in the first place. Katy put her legs and other body goodness on display Down Under over the weekend for a celebration of something to do with art and museums and a bunch of other things I care less about than merely ogling Katy.
For all of Katy's faults and annoying personal relationship habits, I'd still shank any one of you in the prison showers for a chance to spend ten minutes along in isolation with Katy. I'd concede two minutes for her to chatter a bit and make some silly remarks that I would pretend to laugh at, then remind her we had eight minutes left and ask her if she could breathe through her nose. I'm considerate like that. Katy, let's roleplay this, I'm so ready. Enjoy.