Kate Upton Is Pretty Damn Good Looking

I know every now and then somebody has to stand up and tell everybody else that Kate Upton is overrated. It happens to everybody when they reach the pinnacle of the sextastic industry. And while I ever shy away from superlatives and naming the best of anything, if Kate Upton doesn’t cause your naughty imagination to run wild, you do need to get your fantasy box checked for malfunction.

Kate Upton works it hard, whether in candid bikinis or at the height of fashion looking all stunning and cleavetastic on the pages of Vogue. I can see why photographers want to work with her so badly. I can also see why the job of towel boy in her entourage has such a long list, for which I’m told there are only twenty-six people ahead of me at the moment.  She’s got the goods. Overrated? I suppose anything technically can be too hyped. I’d sure like to see how Kate Upton feels about it all as we share a nekkid cocktail together in the jacuzzi I don’t have. Enjoy.

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