Yesterday, Jennette McCurdy in leaked lingerie photos. Today, in Naked magazine. But fully dressed. Talk about close but no cigar. Still, especially after yesterday my passion for all things McCurdy has only grown exponentially. She’s a cutie and a hottie, a cottie. I fear that this recent incident will send Jennette McCurdy into sextastic retreat, which would be a true shame now that we know for sure how ridiculously hot she is. It’s a sacrilege to waste or hide your talents, Jennette. Let’s take this the other direction and bring happiness to millions and millions. It’s worth a shot.
You can check out Jennette’s sorrowful apology for her lingerie pictures being leaked on WWTDD. Which is ridiculous, there’s nothing to be ashamed of!