Heidi Klum really is one of my favorites. Not only because she’s technically an eligible bachelorette, a hot 40-year old German model with strict principles in the bedroom, and, a woman who could keep me in the comfortable lifestyle to which I hope to become accustomed to. But also because she’s one of those famous celebrities not super caught up in worrying about being caught flashing her body parts on occasion.
No freaking out for Heidi when, say, her nipples start falling out of her bikini top in the Bahamas. Heck, she doesn’t even notice or even care for a good long amount of time. And good for Heidi. Beautiful women have nothing to be ashamed of in the flashing department. If anybody should be ashamed, it’s me and my current thoughts on what I’d like to be doing with Heidi’s nipples. Really, I am a troubled man. Enjoy.