Heidi Klum is a successful entrepreneur and model and mom of some unknown number of children. Why not take a relaxing Bahamas bikini vacation when you get the chance to float aimlessly on the water beneath the warm Caribbean sun. I’m not any of those things and that still looks like something I think I should deserve. Of course, I don’t look at good as Heidi Klum in a bikini.
Even past 40 now, Heidi is more than holding her own in the hot mom beach body circles, and, trust me, they are circles. She’s currently one of Hollywood’s most eligible single ladies, with her hot looks, her sleek body, and not to mention her nice fortune. Just what I’m looking for in a woman, really. I’d like to think I have many of the qualities she’s looking for in a man. Like, not being Seal and, well, that’s about it at the moment. Heidi, call me. I can help dry your bikinis. Enjoy.