I’m beginning to fall pretty deep in lust with Georgia May Jagger. Despite many of you who can’t get over images of her dad, I’m telling you, this is no Bruce Willis daughter. No offense to the Willis daughters, naturally. Georgia May Jagger is a beauty in her own right, maybe she’s not your perfect girl, which is fine, less competition for me.
The next generation celebrity model was taking a break from, well, modeling I guess, hanging out in Miami and rubbing suntan lotion all over her bikini body. It certainly made me resend my lotion boy application to her inbox. It’s a job I’m not only suited for, but one for which I would toil for free. Heck, I’d pay to serve. And I have a clean driving record, minus a few accidents not totally my fault. Georgia May, check your spam box, you’ll see 992 messages from me, each uniquely written. My bags are packed and my hands are pre-warmed. Enjoy.