Of course, this is going to be another epic Miami Beach long weekend (they’re all long there when your job is looking hot on the beach), including the likes of Lithuanian hottie Deimante Guobyte, who’s name might sound a bit funny, but whose body will only leave you crying, especially when you find out she’s she-banging singer Maxwell who you haven’t heard of in ten years.
I suppose a long work vacation gives you time to plot the romancing of a ridiculously hot Baltic beauty like Deimante, whose stripety bikini helped highlight her flawless body along the South Florida shore. One day, I’ve got to get me one of these ridiculously hot model girlfriends. It is on my iPhone calendar, with reminders, but for some reason I can’t seem to get to it just yet. Enjoy.